Joe Morton’s Misfits of Science
Another reoccurring feature here at Future Threat. Joe Morton, actor, warns of a science breakthroughs that may run amok in the future.
“Hi, Joe Morton back from the Void at the edge of existence with another Joe Morton’s Misfits of Science. Today’s Episode: Direct Retinal Advert Injections.
“Scientists have devised a way to imprint circuits and light emitting diodes on the surface of a contact lens. This breakthrough paves the way for a wearable lens to give you direct information only you can see. Will this lead to less highway accidents or a bombardment of advertising leading to road blindness as the billboards reach out to sell you a trip to Knott’s Berry Farm?
“I’m Joe Morton and this has been Joe Morton’s Misfits of Science.”
Future Threat and the Hope of Progress 
There have been so many times I’ve squinted at that Las Vegan billboard at 70mph, wondering if it read $6.99 seafood buffet or $9.99 brunch buffet. I have tremendous faith that this breakthrough will save hundreds of lives each year by preventing traffic accidents with its corporation to brain direct advertising. Hurrah!