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7 April, 2006 / Erik

Bloodied Axe Update

But before our next update, I thought I’d share with you the state of my country, the Empire of the Bloodied Axe:The Empire of The Bloodied Axe is a very large, socially progressive nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 95 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 27%, but much higher for the wealthy. A healthy private sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, followed by Trout Farming and Gambling.

Shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, and citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages. Crime — especially youth-related — is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Bloodied Axe’s national animal is the Chilean Sea Bass, which is also the nation’s favorite main course, and its currency is the phlegm.

The Bloodied Axe is ranked 1513th in the region and 32,415th in the world for Largest Retail Sector.


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